(Written by Puppy)
Yes, I figured out how to use the keyboard
Although my paws are still getting the feel for this thing.
And without further ado, here are my confessions.
(Do not feel obligated to read the whole thing)
I left a stain on the carpet
I found the plain white to be quite bland
A little yellow splotch could really just put the whole room together
I ate the leftovers
The Chicken needs more pepper
Just thought I’d let you know
I ruined your records on Castle Crush
Turns out I’m not the best
When it comes to orcs and dwarfs clashing together trying to break each other’s castle
I tracked the mud in the house
I blamed it on Tommy but I must just add
It wasn’t completely my fault
I’d explain but we’d be here all day
I splashed the water in the bathroom
I saw these dogs on the big magic box taking a drink
And I thought I could totally do that too.
I thought wrong.
I knocked over the big box full of school supplies
I know you spent a long time putting that thing together
But I was so sure I could make that jump
I am telling you these
Because I know you’ll love me forever anyway.
Also, because I need to clear my conscious so I can do more stuff and not get in trouble for it.
P.s. I left you a present on the bed. You’ll need some cleaning spray and paper towels.